Last modified 05/31/2005
Don't Get Married, Don't Have Kids .com
(Don't Have Pets)
Just Say No!
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
He noticed one man in the front row nodding knowingly. "Yes?" the doctor says, asking the man to speak aloud.
"Wedding cake."
Having Kids
|
Pros |
Cons |
| They are cute for a while, until they learn to talk....... | You'll never have an extra dollar |
| Visiting bail bondsmen | |
| Meeting with school principals | |
| 4 hour emergency room visits | |
| Driver training | |
| Cars | |
| Total loss of privacy | |
| Hair loss | |
| So called loans | |
| No life | |
My college health professor summed it all up with the following:
A moment of pleasure, a lifetime of regrets.....
Getting Married
|
Pros |
Cons |
| They are cute for a while, until they learn to talk back........ | You'll never have an extra dollar |
| Visiting bail bondsmen | |
| Meeting with in-laws | |
| 4 hour emergency room visits | |
| Riding as a passenger | |
| Cars | |
| Total loss of privacy | |
| Hair loss | |
| So called loans | |
| No life | |
My college health professor never warned me about this................
Having Pets
|
Pros |
Cons |
| They are cute for a while, until they learn to poop | You'll never have an extra dollar |
| Visiting Petco | |
| Meeting with other animals | |
| 4 hour emergency room visits | |
| Riding with them as passengers | |
| Finding cars they will fit in | |
| Total loss of privacy | |
| Hair loss | |
| So called bones | |
| No life | |
My college professor never warned me about this................